1. Lots of girls are insecure with how they look while on top during sex. I can assure you that 90% of men are thinking 1 of 2 things in that scenario. Either some iteration of âfuck yeah this is awesomeâ or âdonât cum yet, donât cum yet, donât cum yet.â
2. Being butt naked in front of me. Too many women wonât take off all their clothes or they always want the light off, which doesnât work for me because I am a visual creature. I had one girlfriend who got butt naked when I wasnât looking, then she called for me and when I looked, she was bent over the couch looking back at me. Every fiber of my being exploded at that moment.
3. Your sense of humor. If youâre funny, cool. If youâre not then you donât have to force it. And please donât hide your weird little sense of humor. When weâre with our male friends, not everyone in our group is funny. Thereâs usually 1 or 2 guys whoâre really funny and the rest of us just keep the momentum of the jokes going.
4. The shape of your labia. Like, itâs cool. Only the young and inexperienced are super picky. Yeah I mean some super pretty ones are nice, buuuut it doesnât matter. When we actually get the chance to use it, itâs not gonna stop us.
5. Iâm gonna go with having a wide nose. Wide noses are cute AF and they just make your septum piercings look even better. So to my ex that got a nose job cause of her current boyfriend, Iâm sorry he made you feel ugly enough to alter that beautiful nose that I loved to kiss.
6. Definitely hair. So many times Iâve heard the ladies say âugh my hair is a mess right now donât look at meâ or something along those lines. Meanwhile Iâm over here like loving that messy just-outta-the-shower look.
7. Broken nail â unnoticeable, so you do not need to stress about it in company of a man.
8. A lot of women seem to have an obsession with the size of their feet. I donât think Iâve ever looked at an attractive woman and thought, âWow, sheâs nice, but sheâs clearly a size 7 and I only date women size 6 and below.â
9. Freckles! My wife is SUPER self conscience about her freckles. And Iâve known other woman to be too. I love them. Think theyâre super cute and wouldnât change a thing.
10. Pores. What is with womenâs obsession with their pores?! I donât think Iâve ever looked at a woman and been like âdamn, sheâd be so hot if it wasnt for those pores.â
11. Periods. I genuinely donât care if you happen to get your period around me, it doesnât bother me in the slightest. Iâll change the sheets and go right back to bed, you can wear one of my pants while I wash yours. Need pads/tampons? Tell me what you want and Iâll run to the store. Itâs 100% natural. Any man who freaks out about periods has the mindset of a 13 year old.
12. Boob or nipple âabnormalities.â There are no abnormalities in my eyes. I love them all. Nothing is that weird where Iâm not going to be attracted to boobs.
13. âMy boobs arenât the same size!â Sweetie, iâm way too busy getting horny when looking at them to compare their size, donât worry.
14. Panty lines in jeans/slacks. My wife makes the biggest deal out of only wearing thongs when she goes out of the house because she doesnât want panty lines. I am here to tell you though, that never in the history of man has a man cared about panty lines.
15. Sweat. Congrats! Youâre a certified human and your body needs to cool itself down. Whatâs the big deal?
16. Feet with some callused skin/dry skin â as long as someone doesnât have some foot fetish, men are not interested in that whatsoever.
17. Morning breath. Bitch just kiss me god fucking damnit.
18. Cellulite! I absolutely love that shit!
19. Girls who are insecure with their thin lips and want them filled.
20. Chin fluff, mustaches and she-beards. It takes ages to even notice, an eternity to give a shit. Most of the time weâre either looking at your eyes.
21. Pooping at my place. Look Iâm grown I know you take a dump at some point donât hold it then pretend you gotta go somewhere or wait for me to leave.
22. Farting. Look, just let it rip. My wife farted first when we were dating, it was an accident and she had the most horrified look on her face. I was surprised but at the same time relieved. I canât tell you how stress free it is not having to hold in a fart for hours upon hours.
23. Donât care how tall/short you are. Tall girls are hot, short girls are hot, Iâm not a basketball coach.
24. Outfit repeats.
25. It always upsets when women get mad that they have a fat ass, I love a fat ass. Also too I love plus size women and itâs always upsetting that it seems that some of them arenât comfortable with who they are or feel bad because of the way they are built and yes I know about our societies beauty standards but you canât help who you are, Itâs so attractive when people are comfortable with who they I wonât apologize for finding you attractive I donât care if you think you are or not.
26. What they eat/how they eat. Eating a salad every meal, but you really want a burger and fries, just eat the damn burger. As long as you arenât a complete slob, most of us donât care.
27. I was about to have sex with this gorgeous woman and she stops me and says, âStop, I did not shaved my legs today.â And I told her âSo what⌠I donât give a fuck.â
28. Sneezing, you donât need to hold it in.
29. Stretch marks. Your body changed at some point in the past. This happens. Most people have them somewhere.
30. Being emotional. A lot of girls seem to think that âbeing one of the guysâ is the way to go. They often have emotional moments and later apologize for the âeventâ. Ladies you must understand that us guys repress and hide our emotions almost constantly and having to deal with your honest emotions, although taxing, are also a necessity in helping us bring some of our own shit to the surface. If we get close and comfortable with you we are going to tell you things weâve likely never told another living soul for no other reason than because we draw from that emotional energy and can feel safe within it. You open up to us and we open up to you.
31. Thigh gaps. So your thighs touch. That just means you keep my head in better comfort when itâs in between them.
32. Tits are tits. Be they big or small, perky or not, Iâm just glad to touch them.
33. Unkempt eyebrows.
34. Scars. My crush has a huge one on her stomach and I love it.
35. Caring how you look when eating something. Fucking ravish them chicken wings gurl.
36. Social media pics. I know what you look like in real life. Thereâs no need to go overboard. 
