Every Single Slang Word For Penis You Need To Know

There are so many slang words for penis, maybe because it’s the human organ that fascinates us most. We’ve compiled all slang ways people say “penis” from around the world. While some of these penile terms might sound familiar, others will blow your mind.

The 151 Best Slang Words For Penis

There may be no other organ on the human body that profits from such creativity in nicknaming by the larger populace. Below is a list of 100+ slang words for penis—from the common (prick) to the more grotesque (fuckpole) and the awesomely ridiculous (pork sword). Next time you need a synonym for penis, comb through this definitive list for a bunch of fun ideas!

1. Anaconda

2. Baloney pony

3. Birdie

4. Bobby

5. Boonga

6. Cack

7. Choad

8. Choda

9. Chode

10. Chopper

11. Cock

12. Crank

13. Custard launcher

14. Dick

15. Dicklet

16. Diddly

17. Dingaling

18. Ding-a-ling

19. Ding-dong

20. Dinger

21. Dingle

22. Dingus

23. Dingy

24. Dink

25. Dinkle

26. Dipstick

27. Dirk

28. Disco stick

29. Dog bone

30. Dong

31. Donger

32. Donkey Kong

33. Doodle

34. Dork

35. Down

36. Fire hose

37. Fuckpole

38. Gherkin

39. Hairy canary

40. Hammer

41. Hot rod

42. Hooter

43. Jade stalk

44. Jamoke

45. Jigger

46. Jimmy

47. Jock

48. Johnson

49. John Thomas

50. Joystick

51. Kielbasa

52. Knob

53. Lad

54. Langer

55. Lingam

56. Love muscle

57. Love stick

58. Love truncheon

59. Machine

60. Master John Goodfellow

61. Male member

62. Manhood

63. Maypole

64. Meat

65. Meat puppet

66. Meat rod

67. Meatstick

68. Meat stick

69. Member

70. Membrum virile

71. Nature’s scythe

72. Old chap

73. One-eyed trouser snake

74. Organ

75. Package

76. Pecker

77. Peen

78. Pee-pee

79. Pee-wee

80. Pego

81. Penis

82. Peter

83. Phallus

84. Pickle

85. Piece

86. Pike

87. Pingas

88. Pink cigar

89. Pintle

90. Pipe

91. Pisser

92. Pizzle

93. Plonker

94. Pork sword

95. Prick

96. Pud

97. Putz

98. P-word

99. Python

100. Ramrod

101. Rape tool

102. Rod

103. Root

104. Rutter

105. Salami

106. Sausage

107. Schlong

108. Schmuck

109. Sex tool

110. Shaft

111. Shlong

112. Shmekl

113. Skin flute

114. Snake

115. Snausage

116. Spitstick

117. Stretcher

118. Swipe

119. Tadger

120. Tagger

121. Tail

122. Tallywacker

123. Tarse

124. Thing

125. Thingy

126. Third leg

127. Todger

128. Tool

129. Trouser monkey

130. Trouser snake

131. Truncheon

132. Tube steak

133. Unit

134. Virile member

135. Wang

136. Weapon

137. Wee-wee

138. Weenie

139. Weeny

140. Whang

141. Wick

142. Widgie

143. Widdler

144. Wiener

145. Willie

146. Willy

147. Wingwang

148. Winkle

149. Winky

150. Yard

151. Ying-yang

All The Slang Ways To Say Blowjob

The medical community calls it “fellatio,” but the rest of us have our own phrases for performing oral sex on a man. The below is a comprehensive list of slang alternatives to “blowjob.” Some of these phrases are politically incorrect and other are completely ridiculous. Regardless, they exist in the collective lexicon. Here they are!

1. Addressing the court

2. BJ

3. Bagpiping

4. Basket lunch

5. Beej

6. Blowie

7. Blowing the love whistle

8. Bobbing for apples

9. Bone-lipping

10. Buccal onanism

11. Brentwood hello

12. Charming the snake

13. Climbing the corporate ladder

14. Cock-gobbling

15. Copping a doodle

16. Courting the gay vote

17. Drinking a slurpee

18. Dropping on it

19. Earning your keep

20. Essin’ the dee

21. Face-frosting

22. Fellatio

23. Fluting

24. French abortion

25. Gator mouth

26. Getting a facial

27. Getting a lewinsky

28. Getting a throat culture

29. Getting to the cream filling

30. Giving cone

31. Giving face

32. Giving head

33. Gobbling pork

34. Going down

35. Gumming the root

36. Punching

37. Giving Big Jim and the twins a bath

38. Giving brain

39. Giving head

40. Gum-rooting

41. Gumming the green bean

42. Head job

43. Honkin’ bobo

44. Huffing bone

45. Hummer

46. Interrogating the prisoner

47. Kneeling at the altar

48. Knob job

49. Larking

50. Laying some lip

51. Licking the lollipop

52. Making mouth music

53. Making the blind see

54. Meeting with Mr. One-Eye

55. Mouth-fucking

56. Mouth-holstering the nightstick

57. Mouth-milking

58. Mouth-to-junk resuscitation

59. Opening wide for Dr. Chunky

60. Oral sodomy

61. Peeling the banana

62. Penilingus

63. Piston job

64. Playing pan’s pipes

65. Playing the pink oboe

66. Playing the skin flute

67. Pole-smoking

68. Polishing the trailer hitch

69. Pricknicking

70. Protein milkshake

71. Receiving holy communion

72. Respecting your superiors

73. Sampling the sausage

74. Scooby-snacking

75. Secretarial duties

76. Singing to the choir

77. Skull-buggery

78. Skull-fucking

79. Slobbin’ the knob

80. Smiling at Mr. Winky

81. Smoking the pink pipe

82. Smoking pole

83. Southern France

84. Speaking into the bonophone

85. Speaking low genitals

86. Spit-shining a baseball bat

87. Spraying the tonsils

88. Sucking off

89. Sucky-ducky

90. Suck-starting the Harley

91. Swallowing the baloney pony

92. Sword-wwallowing

93. Taking one’s temp with a meat thermometer

94. Talking into the mic

95. Telling it to the judge

96. Waxing the carrot

97. Worshiping at the altar

98. Wringing it dry

99. Yaffling the yogurt cannon

100. Zipper dinner