30 Clever Responses For When People Call You ‘Too Quiet’
The next time someone embarrasses you by mentioning how you are ‘too quiet,’ use one of these comebacks from Ask Reddit.
1. “You are loud enough for the both of us.” — skyler4722
2. “Nobody plans a murder out loud.” — lemonsoapgirl
3. “That’s because you can’t hear me screaming inside.” — laurus85
4. “I have this feature where I don’t need to say every thought that goes through my head.” — how_do_i_change_this
5. “You should try it some time.” — Draaaaaaven
6. “Wait, you can see me!?” — 1000WaystoPie
7. “Does it make you nervous?” — Longshot_45
8. “It’s not polite to make generalizations about people.” — jarod47
9. “Sorry , I was just picturing what you would look like without skin…” — bucksatan731
10. “It’s so I can hear the voices better.” — gingerly_said
11. “If you say something interesting maybe I’ll talk.” — mahboilucas
12. “That’s not what your mom said last night.” — cmpuente22
13. “You should hear what the others have to say about you.” — awkwardmamasloth
14. “Well, people like us are there to balance out people like you.” — twofirstkinds
15. “What was that? I couldn’t hear you over the intense silence between us.” — BlasphemyIsJustForMe
16. “Well if you would shut your gob for 2 seconds maybe I could talk.” —[deleted]
17. “Because unlike you, I’ve learned to keep my stupid comments to myself.” — unidentifiednico
18. “Not with my friends.” — jjbutts
19. “I’m quietly judging you.” — AmazingIsTired
20. “My Mom always told me: ‘If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.'” — GrayProphet
21. “There is a party in my head.” — pickledcupcake
22. “I don’t want to interrupt the voices.” — adeliva
23. “Your mom wasn’t.” — OneOfALifetime
24. “Maybe you are just loud.” — fanmanutd11
25. “A wise man speaks because he has something to say. A fool speaks because he has to say something.” — GlassFields
26. “Constantly talking isn’t communicating.” — GreatTragedy
27. “They told me you would say that.” — michaelaaronblank
28. “Does it bother you?” — Tall_Mickey
29. “One of us has to be.” — mini6ulrich66
30. “And how does that make you feel?” — lilmouse9 
