What Each Zodiac Thinks Is The Most Uncomfortable Thing About Modern Dating
Capricorn: They don't want to talk to someone over the phone for months and then finally meet them for the first time. They want to talk to them face-to-face. In person.
Aries: March 21st – April 19th
Aries hate the idea of waiting to text back after twenty minutes or an hour. If they have feelings for someone, they will want to talk to that person as much as possible. They won’t want to play games. They won’t want to stare at the clock until they’re allowed to type back.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
This sign can’t stand getting ghosted. If someone wants to leave, then that is okay. They just want to know why. What caused it? What did they do wrong?
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
Geminis hate how many dating apps are at their fingertips. They hate the illusion of having so many options because they never know who to choose. They always feel like, if they pick someone and commit, they’ll miss out on something even better.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
They hate how often they come across people who are only interested in casual dating. People who claim that they aren’t ready for real relationships right now. Cancers aren’t the one-night stand types and they never will be.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
They hate sexting. They hate dick pics and getting requests for nudes. Call them old fashioned, but they wish that more people would wait to talk about sex — at least until after the first date.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
Virgos hate almost relationships. When they like someone, they want to commit to them. They don’t understand why two people would want to flirt for months without making it official. It just doesn’t make any sense to them.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Libras hate overanalyzing their social media. They hate trying to figure out what a like on certain photo means — or what it means when someone sends them a snap without any words attached. To them, technology makes dating even more confusing.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
They hate when they don’t know what to label their relationship. They want to know where they stand with the other person — but they don’t want to be the one to ask. They don’t want to come across as clingy.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
They hate creating dating profiles. They never know which pictures are the most attractive. They never know what to write in their bio that doesn’t come across as weird but is still original. They have no idea what they’re doing.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
They hate ‘texting relationships’. They don’t want to talk to someone over the phone for months and then finally meet them for the first time. They want to talk to them face-to-face. In person.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
They hate texting in general. They hate writing and rewriting messages until they’re perfect. They hate seeing those three little dots on the bottom of their screen. And they hate trying to figure out what the emojis someone sent is supposed to mean.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
Pisces hate how hard it is to get over exes. They hate how, as soon as they think they’re over someone, they will get a like on a photo or a snap that will remind them that the other person exists. They hate how hard it is to completely erase someone from their past.