This Is What Your Forever Home Will Look Like, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries: March 21st – April 19th

Your future home is going to be veiled in memories. Photographs of the beaches you’ve stepped on and mountains you’ve climbed. Postcards from friends you’ve met overseas. Framed artwork of forests that you haven’t visited yet, but are planning on backpacking through someday soon.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

Your house is going to be brimming with knickknacks from back when you were little. You’re not a hoarder, but it’s hard for you to throw away your precious memories. That’s why you’ll have the holiday decorations your mom used to put up and the same coffee pot that you used back in college. Most of your furniture will be ancient.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

Your forever house will never look the same way twice. You’ll have friends over in the beginning of the year and they’ll compliment you on the wooden floors and teal walls. But the next time they visit, the walls will be a new shade and the floor will be covered in carpet. You’ll constantly be changing things.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

You’re going to attempt to dot the house with decorations, but it’s destined to become a mess. Stains on the furniture and toys on the ground — from either the dog, the cat, or the newborn baby. It won’t be a house. It will be a home. A home that’s lived in. A home that’s loved.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

Wall-length mirrors. High ceilings. Bay windows. You’ll have a house that looks glamorous from the outside and pristine from the inside. There are some museums that aren’t half as beautiful (or expensive) as your future house will be.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

Your house is going to look like it belongs in the wrong century, because it will have an old-timey aesthetic. You’ll have a record player and a rotary phone. You’ll have a vanity table and a room divider. Everything will scream vintage.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You’ll have plants sitting by your kitchen windows and plants hanging over your patio. You’ll have a garden in your backyard and a fountain that you like to listen to while you read outside. The interior will be nice and all, but the exterior is going to be downright gorgeous. Your neighbors will never stop complimenting it.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

Your house is going to be a modern paradise. Automatic lighting. A touchscreen refrigerator. Televisions in every room. You’re going to have it made.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

Even after you get married, your house is still going to have that bachelor pad feel. You’ll have a billiards table in the guest room and a sex swing in the bedroom. You’ll have hard liquor stored in the kitchen cabinets and a wine rack in the basement. You’ll still act like a teenager, even as you age.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

Your forever home will look more like a library than a place to live. There will be books everywhere. Oversized, wooden desks. A floor-standing globe. Maybe even a typewriter. Your house will exude intelligence. It will be proof that you’re still learning, even though you’re long out of school.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

Your house will have statues. Oil paintings. Customized bookends and stair railings. Everywhere you look, there will be a conversation piece. And of course, hidden amongst the professional pieces of artwork will be your own artwork.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

Your house will be the place where everyone wants to spend Christmas, Thanksgiving, and the Super Bowl. You’ll have the comfiest couches, the biggest television, and the most stuffed fridge. You’re going to have to get used to playing hostess. Thought Catalog Logo Mark 

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