16. He stole dirty underwear
“My friend who is this Grade A student goes over to all these different girls houses, not to have sex or anything. Just to steal their dirty underwear while they’re in the bathroom or they’re elsewhere. He has a full box (Which includes a pair of my sisters underwear which he admitted to stealing) in his “Pant-ry.” I’m surprised no one has noticed in his house. But to this day, I’m the only one who knows. Well, now the whole of Reddit knows. Hah fuck you, Scott… You panty stealing fuck.” — Slashlespaul1997
17. My ex fantasized about a 7-year-old
“One friend stabbed someone and the person did not survive. He wasn’t charged because he claims self-defense but he’s all fucked up about it, because he thought the person was armed and they weren’t.
When I was 13, my 16 year old friend told me she used to shit herself until she was 13 in an effort to keep her dad from molesting her. She threatened to call the cops and her dad committed suicide with a shotgun in their living room.
My ex told me that he fantasized about his 7 year old neighbor. That was 10 years ago, he’s fucked up and I know it. This same ex told me his uncle used to fall asleep with his genitals in his mouth with he was a kid.” — blahblahblahokay
18. My father murdered a hitchhiker
“Out of nowhere my ma tells me my dad drunkenly ‘confessed’ that he and his cousin (whom my mom later dated and had a kid with) picked up a hitchhiker out near the beach in the early 90’s. They were intoxicated and one thing lead to another and they ended up killing the guy and burying him in a remote location in some sand dunes. She assumed he was trying to scare her into staying with him since they were going through a breakup and she shrugged it off as machismo bullshit. So the story goes, years later a story comes up on the news, they are asking for information about remains found buried in a sand dune. She’s not really paying attention until they start describing this large belt buckle that may help identify the man… she flips the fuck out because my dad had bragged about taking the guy’s belt off, which had a huge Texas style buckle, and beating him with it… making fun of the buckle and stuff. Next day the cousin calls and tells her he or his buddies would not hesitate to kill us if she breathes a word.
Anyways, she always felt really guilty about not turning them in but after losing my sister (she died very young) she couldn’t fathom losing me as well. The rest is history. They are free dudes.” — 88superfreight
19. He stole meds to sell on the black market
“Stealing and selling medications from the hospital/ambulances to the members of some local ‘black market.’ This guy had a whole intricate plan, including alibis and possible coverups and stuff… It’s scary what lengths some people would go for money.” — mRNA-
20. He raped his own sister
“A friend had told me for years about the ‘dark secret’ in his past that he can’t tell anybody. Eventually he felt comfortable enough to confess, and he really was not exaggerating. When he was young he raped his younger sister. The family knew about it and they all got counseling and stuff at the time. He and his sister are friends now. But fuck.” — MyBoyMaslow