Don’t Get My Hopes Up If You Don’t Plan On Dating Me

Twenty20, saratheavocado
Twenty20, saratheavocado

Don’t flirt with me, just so you can feel better about yourself.

Don’t ask me to hang out with you if you’re going to end up cancelling our plans.

Don’t invite me into your bedroom and then act like we’re just friends. 

Don’t compliment me if you’re using the same lines on dozens of other girls.

Don’t comment on my selfies, just because you’re lonely and want a little bit of attention.

Don’t text me for three hours straight tonight if you’re going to completely ignore my texts tomorrow.

Don’t ask me on a date if you “aren’t interested in a relationship right now.”

Don’t make me fall for you if you’re going to call me psycho as soon as I get attached to you.

Don’t kiss me if you’re going to leave me questioning what it means.

Don’t act like you really like me and then leave my life without a goodbye.

Don’t sleep with me when you’re drunk and then act like it never happened in the morning.

Don’t send me a text and then drop the conversation as soon as I text you back.

Don’t take me out to dinner and then tell me about the other girl you’ve been crushing on.

Don’t make promises to me that you’re never going to follow through on.

Don’t tell me how much you like me and then forget to make a move.

Don’t act like you want me to be your girlfriend if you’re planning on sleeping with me and then leaving.

Don’t let me spill all of my secrets to you if you’re going to laugh about them behind my back.

Don’t bother to hang out with me if you’re going to go MIA for the next month without any explanation at all.

Don’t introduce me to your friends and to your parents if you’re planning on cutting me out of your life before I get to see them again.

Don’t expect me to answer your booty calls at 11 PM if you aren’t going to send me good morning texts at 11 AM.

Don’t look at me like I’m the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen when you think we’re better off as friends.

Don’t tell me that you miss me and then make zero effort to set up plans with me.

Don’t let me tell my parents about you if you’re never going to agree to meet them.

Don’t lead me on and then let me know that you’re already in a relationship with someone else.

Don’t act like you’re going to ask me out if you have no intention of doing so.

Don’t tell me that I mean something to you when I’m clearly not one of your priorities.

Don’t make me trust you and then break my heart.

Don’t tell me that you love me if you don’t understand what the word actually means. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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