INTP: Accidentally sets themselves on fire in a freak science experiment. Starts taking notes about the fire’s rate of burning and consequently forgets to put it out.
ESTP: Tries base jumping without any training because it looked straight-forward enough.
INFJ: Starves to death in a hunger strike to raise awareness about the dire state of society.
ENFJ: Meets another ENFJ and accidentally crushes each other from hugging too aggressively.
INFP: Accidentally walks into an open manhole while caught up in a particularly enthralling daydream.
ISTJ: Is killed fighting for their country. Or state. Or son’s little league team. Really, any cause that vaguely needs a hero to die for it.
ENTP: An elaborate magic trick gone wrong.
ENFP: Decides to go on a “Fun Jungle Adventure!” alone, without a map, and never returns.
ENTJ: Is elaborately murdered by an underling who wanted their job.
ISFJ: Donates a vital organ to someone who needed it more than they did.
ESFP: Stays awake for five straight days because there were a lot of great parties going on and they had FOMO. Dies from exhaustion.
ESTJ: Is attacked by a group of miscreant youths whom they stop to lecture on the street.
INTJ: Dies in a car accident caused by the fact that they were driving too cautiously.
ISTP: Joins an underground Fight Club to unleash their bottled-up feelings toward ‘The Man’ and loses the wrong fight.
ESFJ: Is murdered for accidentally blabbing the wrong person’s secret.
ISFP: Stages their own death to avoid confrontation with a loved one. Might still be alive out there somewhere – we’ll never really know.