Taurus
(April 20th to May 21st)
A Taurus is very slow to get into a relationship, but once they attach to someone it’s equally difficult for them to sever that tie. When a relationship ends, a Taurus can become obsessed with their ex, scanning their social media daily to see if it seems like the other person has moved on “first”. They want to wallow in whatever grudges they are holding for a long time until their stubbornness allows them to (finally) let go and fall for someone new.
Virgo
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
Virgos make excellent detectives and this is especially true when they’ve been hurt and want to find information that makes them feel better about the whole thing. A virgo will pay for a subscription service to be able to look up your old police records so that they can know that you once got a drunk and disorderly violation and they can “prove” to themselves that they are the better person in the relationship. If you have any dirt at all, a virgo will find it and lord it over you.
Libra
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
Libras don’t stalk so much as gossip. They have good relationships with everyone and these connections allow them to find out everything you’ve been doing since you broke up with them. Whatever embarrassing details you told someone you trust will eventually make their way back to your libra ex because people just love talking to them so much. Libra is one of the worst signs to break up with because their charm and social skills will allow them to move on quickly with someone else, while also being able to effortlessly keep tabs on you.
Capricorn
(December 22nd to January 20th)
No one is more concerned about their reputation or public image than a capricorn. After a breakup they’ll redouble their efforts to portray themselves as having the perfect life on social media, while also stalking your posts to make sure that however much fun it looks like you’re having — they’re having more. Trust me when I say that everything you post after a breakup will be thoroughly dissected by your capricorn ex, even more so than when they were courting you.