The Unedited Truth About Why He Sucked In Bed, Based On His Zodiac Sign

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(March 21st to April 19th)

He didn’t make you feel comfortable.

Sex is a very vulnerable act and the best sex is had with a partner who makes you feel comfortable exploring each other’s bodies. Aries don’t like to slow down to someone else’s level of comfort. They want to zip ahead and explore and they get impatient when they feel someone is holding them back, which is a terrible way to feel in bed. People who date aries can often feel like their partner wants to explore sexually just for the sake of it, and that nothing they do truly makes their partner satisfied.


(April 20th to May 21st)

He was lazy af.

For having a higher libido than most signs, taurus guys sure do skimp on sex a lot. Taurus guys want you to do all the work, and they really don’t care about getting you off. Sex is all about them and how you can get them off which can quickly suck all the fun out of your sex life. A taurus can make an amazing, passionate lover if they try, but given their passive, lazy disposition that’s a pretty big “if”.


(May 22nd to June 21st)

He had no focus.

A goldfish has a longer attention span than a gemini. While they are very passionate, they don’t know how to translate their passion into something that exists outside their own heads. A gemini will quickly get in the mood, but then quickly get out of the mood as well, and this fickle, frenetic energy makes it hard to feel good about opening up and exploring with this person. Geminis are the kings of ruining the mood by suddenly changing the topic, looking at their phone, or making some offhand remark that kills their partner’s confidence.


(June 22nd to July 22nd)

He was too serious.

Cancer’s don’t understand that sex is supposed to be fun. If every time you have sex it turns into an hours long, deeply serious “lovemaking” session, it can feel like an intimidating chore. They need to learn how to lighten up and infuse some fresh air and laughter into their sex lives.


(July 23rd to August 22nd)

He was selfish.

Leos love to be adored and they take this trait with them into the bedroom where they are the consummate star. They want to show off and they want you to serve their interests. They are very bad at putting themselves in someone else’s shoes and prioritizing someone else’s needs. No one wants to feel like they are irrelevant or extraneous in their own sexual relationship, but this is a common feeling among people who have dated leos.


(August 23rd to September 22nd)

He made it feel like a chore.

At some point in dating a virgo sex goes from something you are excited about to something he wants to cross off the “healthy relationships” to do list for that week. Virgos can get hyper into productivity and perfectionism and focusing on those things means they lose passion for doing simple things like having sex as a fun event in itself. It becomes a means to an end, and the vacant look in their eye gives this all away.


(September 23rd to October 22nd)

He made you feel inferior to other women in his life.

No one wants to endlessly compete for their love’s attention, but that’s exactly what being in a relationship with a libra can feel like. They love new relationships and can make the one they are committed to in a state of constant jealousy as they watch their partner dote on people who aren’t them. In bed, this manifests itself as inscurity, suspicion, and doubt — which kills desire on contact.


(October 23rd to November 22nd)

He was too aggressive.

Aggression can be fun in bed, when it seems like it translates into desire. But a scorpios need to dominate in bed comes from a different psychological place. They aren’t rough because they want their partner so badly they get a little careless. They are rough because they need to feed their ego. Instead of focusing on their partner and the relationship, sex with a scorpio feels like an exercise in them just proving something to themselves which leads to boring and unfulfilling sex.


(November 23rd to December 21st)

He just wasn’t skilled.

Sagittarians rarely apply themselves to anything that doesn’t feel good in the moment. Sex already feels plenty good in the moment, so why would he work on being more skilled at it than he already is? It’s like sleeping with a frat boy.


(December 22nd to January 20th)

He was passionless.

Capricorns are cold people. They aren’t loving or expressive, and they don’t like to be vulnerable. These are not the qualities you find in someone who is good in bed. The only things a capricorn is truly passionate about is presenting a veneer of perfection to the outside world. The truly crazy part is capricorns will even brag about having an amazing sex life, because this image is more important to them than actually having a good sex life.


(January 21st to February 18th)

He’s too in his head.

Aquarians are always in their heads, which can be interesting when you’re having a conversation but can leave a relationship too devoid of physical touch. People describe being in a relationship with an aquarius as “lonely”. It can feel like you’re all alone while your partner is off with their ego. They don’t know how to connect to their physical bodies and be sensual, and it shows when they try to connect with another person physically.


(February 19th to March 20th)

He made you do all the work.

Pisces are independent and lost in their own world. Even after years of being committed to one you will feel like a visitor in their life. When it comes to sex, you have to initiate every time and even then, it feels like something they do to make you happy, not because they genuinely desire you. It’s exhausting to feel this way and unless your pisces is very mature, it never goes away. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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