1. Would you rather end up with someone smarter than you, or someone more successful than you?

2. Would you rather travel to a new city with your phone battery on 10% and no charger, or only $100 in your pocket?

3. Would you rather rather give or receive a lap dance?

4. Would you rather be an exceptional stay at home parent, or an average office worker?

5. Would you rather have an unlimited amount of money or sex?

6. Would you rather be able to pay for everyone in your family to own their house outright, or travel the world alone for one year?

7. Would you rather have an awesome reputation, but secretly be a shitty person, or have everyone think you’re a shitty person but actually be awesome?

8. Would you rather turn bright purple every time you lied, or not be able to have sex for 24 hours every time you lied?

9. Would you rather be able to speak every language fluently or be able to stream any TV show or movie ever made whenever and wherever you want?

10. Would you rather lose your penis or lose your mind?

11. Would you rather show up to work naked for a full day or make everyone in your office show up naked for a full day while you wear clothes?

12. Would you rather be super smart or super rich?

13. Would you rather be considered a perfect 10 in terms of attractiveness, or date someone who is considered a perfect 10?

14. Would you rather be able to give or receive earth-shattering orgasms on command?

15. Would you rather date Princess Diana or Kate Upton?

16. Would you rather think the best of people and be wrong or think the worst of people and be right?

17. Would you rather have pancake-sized nipples and a gigantic penis, or normal sized nipples and a normal penis?

18. Would you rather have one million dollars and never eat meat for the rest of your life, or continue to eat meat?

19. Would you rather be the age you are now forever, or know you’ll only live another 20 years?

20. Would you rather be able to talk to all dogs or read the mind of any one woman you choose?

21. Would you rather only be able to do one sexual position for the rest of your life, or be able to do unlimited positions, but it has to be a different woman each time?

22. Would you rather be super happy or super rich?

23. Would you rather wear yoga pants every day for the rest of your life or a dress for one year?

24. Would you rather have your own talk show or publish your memoir?

25. Would you rather ONLY be able to rap or lose the ability to speak?

26. Would you rather have a domesticated pet bear or a domesticated pet tiger?

27. Would you rather have an unlimited amount of puppies or french fries?

28. Would you rather only be able to have oral for the rest of your life, or only be able to do missionary?

29. Would you rather live in a modest home in an expensive city, or an expensive home in a modest city?

30. Would you rather stop aging at 25 or have $10,000 every year?

31. Would you rather host SNL or the next presidential debate where you make all the rules?

32. Would you rather be super attractive or super intelligent?

33. Would you rather be on top or have your partner be on top?

34. Would you rather be with someone who’s overly confident or overly insecure?

35. Would you rather pick out lingerie for your partner or have them surprise you?

36. Would you rather date someone 10 years older or 10 years younger than you?

37. Would you rather have your partner only scream or only whisper during sex?

38. Would you rather have romantic lighting during sex or romantic music?

39. Would you rather be able to hear your partners thoughts during sex one time or have them hear your thoughts one time?

40. Would you rather watch porn or read sexy messages from your partner?

41. Would you rather be extremely famous for something you don’t care that much about, or just known locally for something you’re very proud of?

42. Would you rather live in a fancy high rise or a fancy McMansion?

43. Would you rather believe everything in the Bible is true or everything in Twilight is true?

44. Would you rather have a sex slave or be someone’s sex slave?

45. Would you rather have a lifetime supply of tacos or pizza?

46. Would you rather be really good looking with your clothes on and ugly with your clothes off or vice versa?

47. Would you rather be Brad Pitt or Barack Obama?

48. Would you rather be in the apocalypse of Armageddon or The Walking Dead?

49. Would you rather have unlimited time or unlimited money?

50. Would you rather be with someone who you know loves you more than you love them or vice versa?