15. What, A Guy Can’t Be Smoke Crack To Kill The Pain?
I worked for a PI company that mostly handled workers compensation cases for insurance companies or other employers.
Assigned to a case in Seattle where a guy was claiming am upper back and shoulder injury. After a few hours on site at his house, he pulls up in a truck, proceeds to empty the truck bed of landscaping equipment ALONE. After he has put everything away, he walks over to the side of his neighbors house, pulls out a piece of the siding of the building, withdraws a crack pipe and smokes it in front of me, all on camera.
Another case in Texas, I was following a guy (Back injury) to the mall where he met up with a woman that was NOT his wife (I had already identified her the previous day) and followed them as they shopped around and then back to his vehicle where they proceeded to have sex in the car IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MALL PARKING LOT! I filmed it of course, but I had to call my boss to make sure that I could send this to the client.
16. $140 Worth Of Coffee
I was asked to help my boss fire another investigator due to his short temper. I was told to arrive at 7:30 because he likes to arrive at 8:00.
So like any other day I woke up and started to drive to work through a fucking blizzard and didn’t end up getting there till 7:40. Go to my boss and says he already fired the guy.
What the fuck man what if he lashed out and what not and I wasn’t there.
His reply was he didn’t, but he wanted me to stick around just in case.
So I sat there for 4 hours drinking coffee on double time which was great until I had to file the two-page report on me drinking coffee for $35 an hour.
