22. Customer Appreciation
My dad was an alcoholic that lived in a small town and he died due to liver failure while on a massive bender. The death wasn’t unusual, but the funny part was that the biggest bouquet of flowers that were sent to the funeral were from the fucking liquor store.
23. One Way Or The Other
My mom tried to commit suicide unsuccessfully and the next day she died of heart disease totally unrelated.
24. Brain Surgeon With Brain Cancer
My aunt is a specialized brain surgeon and was recently diagnosed with a type of brain cancer that only she and one other person in the country (her best friend) is trained to operate on.