
Found at AskReddit by banzaipanda- this is very gross and you have been warned.
OR Nurse here. This is kind of a long one…
I was taking call one night, and woke up at two in the morning for a “general surgery” call. Pretty vague, but at the time, I lived in a town that had large populations of young military guys and avid meth users, so late-night emergencies were common.