Things to buy:
Circular baking form thingy with a hole in the middle, I just find Torus-shaped cakes are easier to cut into even pieces. Apperently a bundt pan.
A lot of candy
A mini helicopter I can fly around the room and attempt to land on increasingly more precarious flat surfaces until I finally knock something over and take the secret with me to the grave
Socks, preferably fancy ones for sports
Things you made yourself (knitting, woodcraft, papercraft, painting you name it)
Lego and mechanical lego
Just about any form of motor
They’re still a fuckton better than women’s gift ideas. Men get electronics and interesting books and fancy liquor. Women get stinky fucking candles and perfume, over and over and over. God forbid a woman want an iPod.