My wife absolutely cannot believe that I want tools as gifts. I guess to her, it would be like me buying her a vacuum cleaner or washing machine. To me, though, getting a chainsaw is like a chance to do something awesome.
My mom, for some mystifying reason, used to buy me stuff for bagels. Over the years I got:
• a plexi bagel storage thingy
• a plexi bagel-cutting rack
• cream cheese seasoning packets
• assorted spreaders and knives
I had no idea there were so many things available. I eventually told her I never wanted anything that had to do with the storage or preparation of a bagel.
All I want for Christmas is the will to live and maybe a new hat.
“I’m tired of receiving good whiskey.” – said no man ever.