Eko Hayden

“While some may think romantic partners are “harder to find” for unattractive people, they ones you do find will actually love you for you, and it’ll be great. By being unattractive you filter out all the f*ckboys.”

“I pull your pants down and rub the outside of your boxers.”

If she’s “so tight it barely fits” then you’re not warming her up enough!