30 Awfully Corny Jokes For People Who Have A Cheesy Sense Of Humor

WARNING: Really bad jokes ahead. Some of these I actually tweeted and embarrassingly shared with the public in the past. Again, they are 4-cheese jokes, so you’ve got to be a glutton for PUNishment… It only gets worse from here.

21. How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date? Bring her flours.

22. A stinky man walks into a bar. Unfortunately it isn’t of soap.

23. Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit? Because it was cultured.

24. My vacuum broke in the middle of cleaning and I can’t tell if the situation sucks or not.

25. Shout “out” to baseball players who get three strikes.

26. I hate change but I also hate change, so if the US gets rid of pennies & nickels I’m not sure how I’ll feel.

27. My body is like a dictionary filled with blank pages: thick and no definition.

28. “Do you know why I pulled you over?” – A fashion Police officer to his zipperless sweatshirt.

29. Leaking Naked pics.

30.Time flies when you throw your obnoxious alarm clock across the room.TC mark


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