18 Answers To The (Horrifying) Question: “What Should You NEVER Google?”
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The common ones
cake fart
lemon party
two girls one cup
tub girl
bme olympics
Tub girl
“Tub Girl.”
To this day, I still don’t know what it is, but my friends have been urging me to “Google That Shit” for years and my ex and his brother have strongly suggested that I not. I trust those two more than anyone and will take their advice. I have a feeling that said girl doesn’t fall anywhere within the realm of science and intellectual pursuits though.
EEEK
Beheadings. They’ve been online for ages and I can’t bare to watch them. Though I have seen a lot of corpses on r/wtf. And a bleeding man who severed his junk.
Child pornography
Not even to research statistics for debates or whatever. Just NOPE.
Just no
new Nickelback song 2014
I fell for it
Blue Waffle.
Trypophobia
Fear of holes.
It’s worse than you may think.
Not touching this one
Junko Furuta autopsy photos
Ditto
I have yet to watch the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup video. I never will.
Blue Waffle
Obligatory: “blue waffle” -> I’m feeling lucky
Save me
mircopenis. Do not google micropenis.
Especially if you haven’t had kids yet
Do not frigging google babies with birth defects. I had to do this for a middle school project on trisomy and left me mentally dead.
I only thought of the yard game…
“Corn hole.” As in the beanbag toss game, sorta like horseshoes, but trust me that is NOT what the search returns. My father-in-law found out the hard way when he wanted to search the web for where he could buy a set of the boards to have a tournament at a BBQ.
Anything that will look bad in front of a jury
certainly not chloroform or neck-breaking… because, according to law enforcement, the act of googling something automatically determines that you intend to do/obtain said searched item/action.
I find this funny, however, because although I have googled Ferrari and Lamborghini on many occasions, I certainly will never fucking have one.
