The 39 Most Ridiculous Religous Facebook Status Updates, Ever

As a formerly (and to an extent, currently) religious person it’s impossible not to roll your eyes at your peers every once in awhile. There’s so much show-boating about the judgmental aspects of faith, or blindly following a non-critical reading of a religious text or a religious leader’s statement. It’s good medicine to see things from another perspective. So, I got together with the creator of STFU Believers to highlight the best (er… worst?) of religious people on Facebook.

1. Isn’t that funny

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2. Nope

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3. Uh oh

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4. I must have missed that part

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5. Zing

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6. Jesus always said we need to start kicking people out…

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7. If only people without food would think of this

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8. Not to oversimplify but…

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9. How sad

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10. Pro “life”

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11. When you’re 8 I think there’s a different word for it than ‘discerning’

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12. Great criticism

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13. The real reason

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14. To be clear, this is a baby’s Facebook account

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15. Where do I sign up

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16. According to me

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17. Okay

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18. Atheist privilege

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19. Just like that time Jesus drop kicked that guy in the teeth

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20. Life hack

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21. :)

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22. Ratings, bro

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23. Totally a sign

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24. Scare tactics

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25. You can do all things

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26. Dark

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27. A hit from above

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28. Okay…

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29. If there’s anything we learned this week

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30. FYI

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31. Had to clear that up

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32. Completely necessary

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33. Squeemish about your use of “intimate”

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34. Lucky they happen to be the same thing

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35. Stop

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36. IDK

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37. Yikes

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38. Why do bad things happen to good people tho

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39. Atheists can’t lose weight I guess

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