Chet Porter

Sure, sex in your bed is comfortable, cozy, private, and you can cuddle after, but you’ve probably had sex in your room 100 times.

The way around all of the constant wondering and let-downs, is to get you and your partner to sign a contract stating the guidelines.

1. You couldn’t even commit to piano lessons, how would you commit to a person?

I don’t know about you, but I heavily rely on autocorrect.