Walked into the old auditorium and saw a sophomore girl 69ing with my senior brother…on the stage…one of the janitors watching around from behind. I haven’t even mentioned to my brother what I saw.
We had a girl who looked like Danny DeVito as the Penguin call in a bomb threat from inside the school. The call was actually coming from INSIDE THE SCHOOL. She got in trouble. Then I got in trouble for saying she looked like Danny DeVito as the Penguin.
Today one of my classmates stole a car while drunk, crashed into a ditch, and punched the cop that came to help him. He is currently waiting for a trial and will probably be sent back to Germany.
This kid I knew had no legs because his parents were agent orange victims in Vietnam. During the beginning of the school year he would find groups of confused young freshmen, and “fall” out of his wheelchair at them only to scream “I have no legs.”
I got high before Spanish class once. Teacher’s chair broke because she was really fat. I laughed and laughed. Poor lady. If you are out there, I’m sorry now.
A girl got a hot dog stuck in her vagina.
Edit: This happened in Chicago.
A mentally handicapped student was caught giving another mentally handicapped student a blow job (both male) in the boy’s bathroom. The one giving the blow job said he did it cause the other guy gave him a jolly rancher.