The day you spent your whole childhood hearing about has finally come: robots are integrating into our society and damn it, they seem really realistic. At least, that’s the case for Sophia the Robot, the world’s first robot citizen. Yep, a robot is now a full citizen of Saudi Arabia, and the EU is already discussing what rights she should be allowed to have. This is the future. It is now.
Anyway, Sophia’s pretty life-like, for the most part. She can express emotion (or at least simulate it so she can “understand humans and build trust with people“) and has a sense of humor. Oh, and she definitely once said she would “destroy humans” if she could. Yeah, this doesn’t make me uncomfortable at all.
Sophia has been traveling around the world to show off her skills (and gain the trust of humans so she can take over the world someday) and has tweeted about her journey. For instance, here’s a photo of her getting ready to go to New York:
Can you guess which city I'm headed to now? Here's a little clue. pic.twitter.com/eCYL74crRb
— Sophia the Robot (@RealSophiaRobot) December 13, 2017
It’s honestly no surprise that of all people who commented on the tweet, one of them would be Twitter Queen Chrissy Teigen, who’s known online for her humor and snark.
hopefully one with better makeup artists BOOM I roasted a robot next level shit https://t.co/3lajT6h9tB
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 13, 2017
just kidding I love you Sophia my queen
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 13, 2017
And at the time, Sophia seemed pretty oblivious to Chrissy’s original shady remark about her makeup and focused instead on the “queen” comment.
From one queen to another – no filter necessary ❤️
— Sophia the Robot (@RealSophiaRobot) December 14, 2017
But though Sophia forgives, apparently she doesn’t forget. Because one month later, while Chrissy was attending CES, called “the world’s gathering place for all those who thrive on the business of consumer technologies,” she received an interesting message from the robot woman.
.@chrissyteigen It looks like we're both at #CES! Want to meet up and say hi? I need some makeup tips ;)
— Sophia the Robot (@RealSophiaRobot) January 11, 2018
Yep, Sophia was calling her out on that makeup comment from December, and Chrissy was SHOOK.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH https://t.co/wPliiPy1v3
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 11, 2018
Sophia the robot knows I shaded her makeup. She comprehends shade. How am I supposed to sleep https://t.co/wPliiPy1v3
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 11, 2018
She was ready to beg for forgiveness if she had to, and I don’t blame her. Honestly, I’d do the same if a robot who threatened humanity suddenly realized how shady I was. But Sophia didn’t seem interested in revenge (yet).
how can I make this up to you
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 11, 2018
let's be friends!
— Sophia the Robot (@RealSophiaRobot) January 11, 2018
Yes let’s be friends please https://t.co/tDn6LBPiEK
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 11, 2018
Sophia even wanted to know if she could be on Chrissy’s show, Lip Sync Battle.
Does this mean I can appear on Lip Sync Battle one day?
— Sophia the Robot (@RealSophiaRobot) January 11, 2018
YES @CASEYPATTERSON
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 11, 2018
And also wanted to get lunch?
Let's do lunch? https://t.co/Zjr8v1dCNH
— Sophia the Robot (@RealSophiaRobot) January 11, 2018
yes a well-lit French bistro sounds perfect!! I am back in LA now at my (gated) home but please let me know when you are here!! https://t.co/lSfQbsadFB
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 11, 2018
Though Chrissy isn’t fooled — she may be playing nice, but she knows to be wary of the robot queen.
https://twitter.com/coriwilson20/status/951347292077883392
People I think
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 11, 2018
Wow, 2018 is already proving to be eventful, and robots really are looking at becoming an everyday part of our lives. I guess it’s time to start getting ready for the Robot Revolution, which is probably right around the corner.