Everyone loves a good castaway story, but that doesn’t mean they’d want to live one. Unfortunately for Fyre Fest attendees, they’re going to have firsthand accounts of what it’s like to be stranded on a remote island.
If you haven’t heard of Fyre Fest, all you really need to know is that it’s a luxury festival put on by Ja Rule that cost some people up to $12,780 to attend. The festival lured Instagram-loving Millennials in with the promise of luxury beaches, wild parties, big name concerts and models in bikinis — but when people arrived on their private jets and yachts, that wasn’t quite what they found.
It all started when the main acts began cancelling, and it all went downhill from there.
— blink-182 (@blink182) April 27, 2017
What was meant to be an Insta-worthy weekend quickly became the equivalent to Lord of the Flies. Not only was the festival canceled, but so were all flights to and from the island, stranding Fyre Fest attendees.
https://twitter.com/alliharvard/status/857773112842125312
So Fyre Fest is a complete disaster. Mass chaos. No organization. No one knows where to go. There are no villas, just a disaster tent city. pic.twitter.com/1lSWtnk7cA
— William Needham Finley IV(It’s real. I made it up) (@WNFIV) April 27, 2017
If that wasn’t bad enough, the living conditions were less than glamorous. The “luxury housing” they were promised turned out to be just tents.
Stuck at #fyrefestival trying to leave for the last 8 hours. barley any food or water or security or electricity pic.twitter.com/jHPMnJw5gx
— Lamaan (@LamaanElGallal) April 28, 2017
Just a reminder of what "The Duo" was originally sold as pic.twitter.com/gKz90zNBvu
— Michele Smith (@MicheleSmi) April 27, 2017
The meals they’d been promised were definitely lacking, but what was even scarier was how scarce the food and water was.
One of the kitchens at Fyre Festival. #fyre #fyrefest #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/gQIpwxrw6S
— William Needham Finley IV(It’s real. I made it up) (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
The "catering" (which cost extra) was a slice of untoasted bread, two slices prepackaged cheese, and a side salad. pic.twitter.com/BoKxWAMI5i
— Iron Spike (@Iron_Spike) April 28, 2017
And when nighttime came around, not only were people left without electricity, but they didn’t have their luggage, either.
Night has fallen. We have no luggage.
— William Needham Finley IV(It’s real. I made it up) (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
This is how Fyre Fest handles luggage. Just drop it out of a shipping container. At night. With no lights. #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/X5CdZRyJWo
— William Needham Finley IV(It’s real. I made it up) (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
Considering everything they’d been promised, it was more than just a letdown — it was a nightmare.
Worst of all, there wasn’t any beer. Are you telling me you’re going to strand them on an island and you’re not even going to let them drink away their problems?!
Fyre Fest doesn't have beer. They "ordered it late" but they assured us it will be here tomorrow. #fyrefestival
— William Needham Finley IV(It’s real. I made it up) (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
The whole thing was definitely a shit show.
It's so bad, SO FUCKIN' BAD, that the US Embassy in The Bahamas is now intervening in an attempt to get people home immediately.
— Iron Spike (@Iron_Spike) April 28, 2017
It is complete &total chaos, every1 is running around frantically looking for answers &none of the staff can help. Even they are in the dark
— jeff benzos (@Rosario_609) April 28, 2017
"I feel like I'm in that alien movie in South Africa" guy at Fyre Fest, presumably referring to the movie District 9. #fyre #fyrefestival
— William Needham Finley IV(It’s real. I made it up) (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
So happy our plane never took off. We were about 5 minutes from joining "Lord of the Fyre Flies: Ja Rule's Revenge." #FyreFestival
— Jeremy Burke (@JEREMYBURKE) April 28, 2017
Luckily, people have started making their way off the island in small groups. Or, at least, they’ve been trying to.
People are now leaving Fyre Fest in droves. #fyre #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/gDsYBlh4pY
— William Needham Finley IV(It’s real. I made it up) (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
We have now gotten off the plane because they can't get the headcount and the manifest to match up. This is fine. #fyrefestival #fyre pic.twitter.com/W89nddb6Fe
— William Needham Finley IV(It’s real. I made it up) (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
The whole story is wild, honestly, and I can’t get enough of it.
So to recap? Some Instagram kids just paid between $450 & +$12k… to be stranded… in a tropical tent city. Cuz some models told them to.
— Iron Spike (@Iron_Spike) April 28, 2017
Welcome to my life https://t.co/dHNndj1F5C
— William Needham Finley IV(It’s real. I made it up) (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
Hopefully everyone makes it home safely before it really does turn into Lord of the Flies: Ja Rule edition.