20. Can’t small talk
Inability to keep a good conversation going. I legit asked a girl that I matched on tinder once “what blows your mind when you learn more about it?” And she goes “idk” that’s no life I’d ever wanna live
21. Dank smells
About the only instant turn off that I can’t get over is smell. Automatic. Doesn’t matter how hot you are, if you smell nasty, nothing is happening for me.
22. Being spiritual
The first sign of a woman being into any pseudo-science horse shit I immediately check out. Nothing screams instability more than a grown-ass woman who truly believes in astrology, anti-vaccine, alternative medicine, psychic mediums, crystals having magic fucking healing powers, etc.
23. Too many piercings
Too many piercings. I guess I could live with one on the belly button, or a small one on the nose or something – but big hoops/rings and piercings in … other places (nipples, vag) make me cringe.