5.
Woke up from coma. No idea what happened. Apparently I had attempted suicide by hanging myself.
Brain dead for 2 days and on life support. Was in coma for 6 weeks.
Even tho I had a story of depression, I was fine at the time it happened. They investigated everything around me and there was no triggers.
I did write a goodbye letter that they showed to me. The first part is pure evil. Its my hand writting… but it wasnt at the same time. Stuff like coming back to hunt people from the dead and shit. Total psychosis.
Second part is how much I loved everyone and specially my gf at the time.
Doctors never believed that I never intended to die. To this day, I have no fucking clue what happened. This was over 15 years ago.
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6.
My friend and I were hanging out on his back porch, i had just gotten up to walk inside and he pulled out a cigarette and asked me for the lighter. I pulled it out and threw it at him, and to be an asshole I put every conceivable type of spin/twist into it, as to try to make it impossible to catch. I was almost 15 feet away, and he didn’t even go for it because I threw it short trying to be a dickhead. It landed WITHOUT A SOUND ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR, straight on the bottom, like I had gently placed it on display. With the velocity and inertia it had when I threw it, it should have bounced and careened under my friend, but it stopped perfectly standing straight up and down, like when you stop a spinning quarter. We stared at each other dumbfounded for a few minutes, and then started laughing trying to replicate it. Weird.
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