Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

As an Aries, it’s all about you. When anybody else steals the spotlight, you tend to get extremely jealous. That’s because it’s always all about you. And when anyone else gets more attention than you do, you seek to destroy anyone who could possibly stand in the way of your inflamed ego.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

As a Taurus, you love throwing yourself pity-parties. You will never get tired of hearing yourself complain about everything and anything. You always find new ways to feel sorry for yourself. You’re always claiming to be the victim in every situation. It’s always “poor me”.

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

As a Gemini, you are extremely sadistic. You are relentless in the sense that you’ll cut ties with somebody for the smallest offense, and do so with a genuine smile. You are highly anxious of everyone around you, and tend to point fingers when it’s not necessary. You remain unaffected by people’s behavior, or you at least give off that vibe.

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

As a Cancer, your emotions are always raining down on you like a hurricane. Your mood swings are super intense, and not easily weathered. Sometimes you let those emotions take over and force you to do and say things in spite of a negative reaction. And sometimes it comes in the form of revenge.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

As a Leo, you tend to lift yourself up by tearing others down in the process. If you win, nobody else can win with you. You are sometimes attention-seeking and won’t allow anyone else bask in that glory. Deep down, you’re sensitive and slightly insecure, but you won’t ever let that show.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

As a Virgo, if you’re upset- well guess what so is everybody else that’s around you. You enjoy bringing others down with you because it makes you feel better about yourself. You push people away, and then pull them back in, only to push them away again. It’s kind of like a big game of tug-o-war to you. You get a sick pleasure out of this game, too.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

As a Libra, you have a tendency to use people. You are welcoming, and lure people in, suck them dry for whatever you can get, then leave them high and dry. It’s almost like a personal victory for you. You are skilled at manipulating people, even people that are close to you. It’s all about you and your own needs.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

As a Scorpio, your pleasure is someone else’s pain. Sometimes it seems easier to find pleasure in life by causing suffering to someone else. You are often referred to as being “heartless” or “cold” because you portray yourself to be that way. You’re not even bothered when people call you heartless anymore, because that’d mean you’d need a heart to get bothered by that.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

As a Sagittarius, you enjoy throwing people’s insecurities in their face. During a heated argument, you’re the first one to pull a “low blow” and hurt someone’s feelings. People don’t like getting close to you because it’s too risky. You know exactly how to push people’s buttons and you will do so unapologetically when the chance is given to. It’s a reflection of an empty void you carry within yourself that you are too afraid to reveal or mend.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

As a Capricorn, you strongly believe that the world is out to get you. Nobody else knows pain and suffering like you do. All bad things are sent your way, and you’re the one who has to deal with it all. People get tired of listening to you constantly complain all the time, so they may distance themselves from you as a result. Then you’ll go on to whine about not having any “real” friends by your side.

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

As an Aquarius, you are self-centered. You subconsciously are always thinking about yourself and how something will benefit you. And when a situation won’t benefit you in any way, you want absolutely no part of it. It’s all about you.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

As a Pisces. You’re simply arrogant by nature. There’s really no better way to put it. You hide that arrogance by coming off as being quiet and shy, never fully revealing your true self to others. You thrive off being the ringleader, and if nobody else follows your lead, you could care less.