If we’ve learned anything from the Internet, it’s this: if you’re gonna cheat, be prepared to get dragged by your significant other. These aren’t simple times anymore.

This guy learned that the hard way after hooking up with another girl after a night out.

The dude was pretty desperate to explain the situation. He swore it didn’t mean anything — it was all the alcohol — but looking at Jess’s lack of response, it looks like she wasn’t buying it.

And then she dropped the biggest bombshell of all:

Well, that’s one way to end a relationship.

Ah, drama. When it’s not happening to you, it’s just so, so sweet.