She says, “I don’t care where we go to eat.”
But she really means, “There’s not a specific restaurant that I’m really in the mood for. But there are a bunch of places where I really don’t want to eat, which is why I’m going to turn down a bunch of your suggestions. Eventually, you’ll find something that we’re both happy with. Keep at it, baby.”
She says, “I love your hair like that.”
But she really means, “I don’t want to sound bossy, so I’m not going to order you to keep your hair this way, but I’d really love it if you did. You look flawless. Like, absolutely gorgeous. Please don’t change it.”
She says, “I look like a mess today.”
But she really means, “I realize I’m a catch, but there are days like this when I feel super insecure. I know I’m being ridiculous, but I can’t help it. I’m honestly not fishing for compliments, even though I’m hoping you’ll disagree with me and give me a confidence boost. I’d do it for you.”
She says, “I’m fine.”
But she really means, “I don’t want to be called emotional by making a big deal out of something insignificant, so I’m going to bottle up my feelings in order to seem like a cool girlfriend. Of course, I’d prefer it if you saw through the charade and figured out exactly what’s bothering me. Why should I have to tell you? If you were paying attention, then you’d be able to figure it out.”
She says, “I’m going to the bathroom.”
But she really means, “Pause the television, but only if we’re watching one of my movies. If we’re watching a movie you picked, then just let it keep playing. I really don’t mind missing half of it.”
She says, “That’s cool.”
But she really means, “I don’t care about what you’re saying. In fact, I don’t even understand it, but I don’t want to look like a bitch, so I’m trying my best to act interested.”
She says, “I’m going to go to the bathroom.”
But she really means, “Pause the television, but only if we’re watching one of my movies. If we’re watching a movie you picked, then just let it keep playing. I really don’t mind missing half of it.”
She says, “I’m tired.”
But she really means, “I want to get in my pajamas and cuddle. Will you come with me, baby?”
She says, “Leave me alone.”
But she really means, “Don’t talk to me for the next five to ten minutes. But don’t ignore me for too long, or I’m going to get upset all over again. I just want this fight to be over with, so we can go back to joking around. I hate being mad at you.”
She says, “Give me a kiss… Give me another kiss.”
But she really means, “I’m horny. Get the hint and climb on top of me, so I don’t have to do all the work. Even better, why don’t you go down on me?”
She says, “No.”
But she really means, “No.” 
