1.
You seem awesome and I like awesome people đ
2.
Tacos sometime? Check yes or no.
3.
Whatâs the weirdest message youâve ever gotten on here from someone?
4.
Star Wars or Trek? There is only one right answer.
5.
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
6.
Be honest. Which member of 1D is your fave?
7.
Hey, Iâm looking for a ski-ball partner. You in?
8.
If we vote opposite on November 2nd, can we still be friends?
9.
10.
Know how much a polar bear weighs? Well itâs enough to break the ice. Hi!
11.
My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but Iâll make an exception for you.
12.
Sorry for all of the gross messages you probably get here đ
13.
Tell you what I want, what I really want. A) To know, who was your favorite Spice Girl? and B) Your number?
14.
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
15.
16.
I bet youâre more cool IRL than via URL.
17.
Are you a big spoon, a little spoon, or a âGTFO of my bed Iâm TIRED!â?
18.
Are you a little more country or a little more rock nâ roll?
19.
Whatâs the most embarrassing thing Iâll find if I Google you?
20.
I think youâre attractive and would love to get to know you without a screen involved.
21.
Do you believe in reincarnation? And if so, who/what do you think Chris Farley came back as?
22.
I canât wait for you mom to say, âHe/She could do betterâŠâ after meeting me.
23.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
24.
25.
I wonât set my phone to silent just in case thereâs a chance Iâll hear from you.
26.
đ¶HelloâŠitâs meâŠđ¶
(Do you think Adele regrets that song?)
27.
What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?
28.
Wanna be pen pals?
29.
Dogs or cats? There is only one right answer.
30.
Were you an NâSYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
31.
Swear to drunk Iâm not GodâŠjust intoxicated by you.
32.
You know what would be great? Talking to you.
33.
What was the most random class in college you ever took and secretly were super into?
34.
Iâm watching The Notebook and crying and need to be talked off a ledge. Help?
35.
I have a problem. I went grocery shopping and thereâs no way I can carry all of these bags inside by myself. Wanna do a stranger a solid? I can waitâŠ
36.
QUICK. Which rom com is your fave?
37.
We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrellaâŠ
38.
Would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?
39.
40.
I have to be honest, the thought of being around in you in person makes me really nervous but Iâm willing to go through it if youâll go out with me.
41.
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
42.
43.
Which Disney Channel Original Movie is your all time favorite?
44.
Are you a ketchup or mustard kind of guy/girl?
45.
So who/what do you blame your dating profile on?
46.
Drink of choice?
47.
Favorite day of the week?
48.
Which Meryl is the best Meryl?
49.
Which Beyoncé is the best Beyoncé? (Jokes every Bey is perfect.)
50.
I canât wait for you to talk shit about me to all of your friends.
51.
52.
Team Jennifer or Team Jolie?
53.
Bitch about how terrible online dating is & chill?
54.
Are you Catfishing someone? Just checkingâŠ
55.
Want to get dinner sometime? (Yeah, Iâm old fashioned.)
56.
57.
What is the best compliment youâve ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
58.
I donât want to intimidate you but, I made a doctorâs appointment without asking my mom for help this week. No biggie. *slicks hair back*
59.
Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?
60.
Fuck, marry, kill. Ellen, Oprah, Chelsea Handler?
61.
If you had been on the Titanic instead of Jack, I bet Rose would have made room for you on the headboard.
62.
Are you more GOT or LOTR?
63.
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? Youâre welcome.
64.
Iâm writing a book and could use your help. Itâs a phone book and itâs missing your number.
65.
Tell me a story.
66.
đ€out with your âš out (message me back plz!)
67.
How long âtill you think we both give up and make a âwhen weâre 45âŠâ pact with each other?
68.
69.
I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours?
70.
Fuck, marry, kill. Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling?
71.
72.
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
73.
âHejâ is âHiâ in Danish. (And you learn something new every day.)
74.
If I ask you to coffee, drinks, or a movie which would you be most likely to say âyesâ to?
75.
Favorite pick up line. GO!
76.
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
77.
Look up the symbols for Hydrogen and Iodine and thatâs what I have to say to you.
78.
Sup boo (sorry I couldnât pull that off but itâs nice to unofficially meet you)
79.
What emoji is your spirit emoji?
80.
Your phone has GPS right? Because Iâm totally going to get lost in those *insert color here* eyes.
81.
You look like youâd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
82.
I didnât sleep all night because I couldnât stop thinking about whether or not youâd messaged me back!
83.
Whatâs up buttercup
84.
Can we be friends?
85.
86.
u up? (âŠto have actually stimulating conversation because I am!)
87.
Whatâs something no one would guess about you from a first impression?
88.
I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?
89.
You seem cool. Wanna get to know each other?
90.
Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friendâŠ
91.
If you come across someone you know on Tinder, whatâs your protocol? Left or right?
92.
Iâm bored, help me out?
93.
If you were a booger Iâd pick you first.
94.
Are you a Kelly, a Michelle, or a Beyoncé?
95.
Letâs go do something fun.
96.
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
97.
If I say just hi with a smiley face, will you ignore me?
98.
You seem really funny and I like people who make me laugh.
99.
100.
Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we âdoâ over overpriced beer?
101.
A list on the internet told me saying hi was boring, but I still want to say hi to you. SoâŠhi. 
