Text messages are much like throwing a rock at someone’s window: you know that they probably hear you trying to get at them, but they can act like they can’t hear you until you eventually give up and go away. In 2014, people are catapulting obvious, difficult to ignore boulders at your bedroom window in an attempt to get some. Here are a few examples of the shadiest, yet totally obvious booty call texts every girl receives at least once.
1. The Midday Trap
2. The Neverending Yo
3. The Not-So-Subtle “Aye”
4. The GPS
5. The “Come Thru” Later
6. The Morning Wood
7. The Just Jerked Off
8. The Vacationer
9. The Cheater
10. The College Try
11. The Blatant 2AM Last Resort
12. The Incredibly Lazy, Lackluster Effort
13. The Hinting, Wishing, Hoping You’ll Make An Offer
14. The Out Of The Blue Reach Out After 11 PM
15. The Social Media Lurk Text
16. The Drunken Reckless Swing
17. The Coherent Swing And Belligerent Miss
