1. @dril
no
— wint (@dril) September 15, 2008
2. @fred_delicious
hello twiter
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 28, 2012
3. @aRealLiveGhost
hello twitter what the heck are you
— kimmy (@arealliveghost) November 29, 2011
4. @degg
jsut ate some chicken that i grilled on the old gas grill
— deg (@degg) August 19, 2008
5. @famouscrab
@baby_morrissey waka flocka flan #flanbands
— carlos (@famouscrab) October 23, 2011
6. @lawblob
@EricWK You getting ODST?
— lawblob (@lawblob) September 13, 2009
7. @Love_that_Goku
@OhGoku thank you for protecting the earth with your power and thank you for your work on the planeyt Namek!!!
— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) July 4, 2012
8. @ConorTripler
someone tell hannah storm she's on espn, not icarly. http://gyazo.com/333c0510d2436da31339546e10d23127.png
— Conor Tripler (@ConorTripler) February 23, 2010
9. @fart
love 2 post
— jon hendren (@fart) June 6, 2008
10. @leyawn
SOMEONE PUMP MY STOMACH ITS FULL OF EVIL
— L Ǝ O И (@leyawn) June 26, 2009
11. @iscoff
Signing up for Twitter @wrok
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) April 4, 2007
12. @crushingbort
What is "The worst Hunter S. Thompson story ever written?" RT @marcthiessen Doing Gordon Liddy at 11:35 am
— Horton Atonto (@crushingbort) September 9, 2010
13. @dogboner
#hanson sucks
— dogboner from online (@dogboner) August 4, 2009
14. @8bitf0x
chad kroeger and avril lavign e make such a good couple, every1 is obsessed with both of them!!!
— fox (@8bitf0x) September 21, 2012
15. @wolfpupy
herro
— wolf pupy (@wolfpupy) June 24, 2010
16. @dadboner
Really lookin' forward to the weekend you guys.
— Karl Welzein (@DadBoner) April 15, 2010
17. @cool_pond
i a pond!! Cool ass pond. RT to win a handful of drugs. Fucker
— Cool Pond (@cool_pond) March 1, 2012
18. @PTCruiserUSA
PT Cruiser
— Patches (@PTCruiserUSA) May 19, 2011
19. @rare_basement
i have no idea what's going on.
— Amber Eeeeeee (@rare_basement) April 13, 2009
20. @boring_as_heck
i met paul stanley tonite. lead singer from the band kiss. kiss was my favorite band growing up.
— Steve Austin (@steveaustinBSR) March 12, 2010
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21. @jonnysun
japanese money looks so badass
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) March 26, 2009
22. @utilitylimb
ugh… meet'n'greet devolved into hoot'n'woot yet again…
— bandit (@UtilityLimb) September 10, 2010
23. @brendlewhat
DESTROY TWITTER
— brendle what (@brendlewhat) May 6, 2009
24. @grawly
Notin'
— Real Slurpuff (@Grawly) August 17, 2008
25. @leducviolet
welcoming the imperfect implementation of post-free market Socialism with open, itchy arms
— WilliamButlerTweats (@leducviolet) October 19, 2008
26. @IamEnidColeslaw
I missed Twitter. So I'm baaaack!
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) November 8, 2010
27. @JoseCanseco
i have a new designer working on a complete overhaul of my website (www.JoseCanseco.com), stay tuned. JUST STAY TUNED…….
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 10, 2009
28. @Tree_Bro
Twittin from my fone
— Jackson (@tree_bro) October 7, 2010
29. @DudeHugs
@PhilthePill You should be checking out apartments in New Orleans instead, duh
— Cajunflag Testing (@dudehugs) March 12, 2009
30. @BAKKOOONN
a mouse running out of a big girls pussy
— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) June 2, 2013
31. @dubstep4dads
#bestpickuplines damn girl, are you from jupiter, because yo– OMG U HAVE NO ARMS OR LEGS
— dubstep4dads (@dubstep4dads) March 22, 2013
32. @MattyTalks
Phish setlist looks amazing,wish I was there!! Can't wait to hear it tomorrow What up Michele
— MattyTalks (@mattytalks) March 8, 2009
33. @Jonny_Wags
bein cool
— Blink 182 Revivalist (@Jonny_Wags) November 11, 2008
34. @weedcoffin
I'm a perfectly normal person.
— Chelsea (@WeedCoffin) October 7, 2011
35. @BassoonJokes
Bassoon comes into a bar with priest and hooker. Hooker walks out, so does the priest. The bassoon falls over because it doesn't have legs!
— chris (@BassoonJokes) August 3, 2011
36. @DocSpidey
i have no idea how this works. let's find out, bitches! *explosions*
— big ass goober (@docspidey) April 11, 2009
37. @ALLCAPSBRO
IM A TWAT NOW
— TERIO_EBOOKS (@ALLCAPSBRO) December 20, 2011
38. @woodmuffin
jsut twitted for the first time ever. im nervous and scared hold me please
— wdmfn (@woodmuffin) December 5, 2009
39. @drugleaf
@saurik Any chance we'll see an i4 update for Cycorder? Those app store recorders just aren't cutting it :P
— LeVar Burzum (@drugleaf) August 17, 2010
40. @cheesegod69
What the hell is this Harry Potter shit… I dont understand it
— Matt (@Cheesegod69) August 5, 2007
41. @TriciaLockwood
It took me so long to get on this Twitter
— Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) May 16, 2011
42. @bikinibabelover
Attention Doctor Bronner's. Ordering One Soap Hose Down On Account Of PHEW My Pits Reek
— Big-Tity Honker's (@BikiniBabeLover) December 16, 2009
