The Best Social Distancing Pickup Lines To Use Right Now

"I have toilet paper."

Updated 10 months ago, January 16, 2024

#SocialDistancingPickupLines = Comic Relief

The entire world is on lockdown because of the Coronavirus and because of that, we are spending more time doing things we wouldn’t normally do… like actually start a conversation with someone on a dating app. We’re all in this together, experiencing the same fears, swiping through profiles, sliding in DMs. Although pickup lines are usually a hit or miss on dating apps, we’re all in dire need of some social connection while social distancing. If you’re looking to slide into that person’s DMs with a pickup line about social distancing, here are some of the best:

How to win someone’s heart in March 2020:

I have toilet paper #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

— Cornelius Rockefeller (@fartbagels) March 19, 2020

Romantic date idea:

interested in making some weekend travel plans?#SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/wS8tnu6gOh

— Brian Beard (@bbeard76) March 19, 2020

A new take on the whole “Netflix and Chill” thing.

#SocialDistancingPickUpLines "Netflix and chill from separate homes?"

— 🍁Canadian Fletchy☘️ 🌻🇺🇦 (@Darth_Pingu) March 19, 2020

Nice.

https://twitter.com/carpe_flamma/status/1240677571945050112

We love a good Notting Hill-but-make-it-the-end-of-the-world romance.

"I'm just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. Asking him to maybe move back another foot. Thanks." #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/IV7lT1Nnl3

— Stuff My Brain Thinks.. (@AndstuffL) March 19, 2020

Delivery Date!

I'll have what she's having!

for delivery

and please leave it at my doorstep thank you so much #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

— t (@antyabstract) March 19, 2020

Kiss me thru the phone ~

#SocialDistancingPickUpLines if I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me?

— John C. B. 🍎🍏 ⬅️ how do you like them apples? (@CatBirder27) March 19, 2020

Boop!

we got 99 problems but our connection ain't one #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/Tc3mFYKCWI

— Nadia A. 🌸 (@wordsbynadia) March 19, 2020

Hookup culture during COVID-19 be like:

FaceTime and chill? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

— Schwartz Trainee Michael (@Sckswithsandals) March 19, 2020

Mr. Smooth = you and Joey Tribbiani.

Hey baby… your place AND mine? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/YgpCkL1XBJ

— Jack Kline (Emu Family RP) (@jacklovesnougat) March 20, 2020

Use this one on your crush:

If covid-19 doesn’t take you out.. can I? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines #stolenfromsomewhere

— Leanne Sandusky (@LeanneSandusky) March 19, 2020

Because who doesn’t love a good movie reference?

I will stand in front of your house with my emergency radio from the 80's until you are out of quarantine, babe.#SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/dldl54DMTf

— Ryan Cappo (@RyanCappo) March 19, 2020

And even the news is covering it…

A new take on a classic:

Aw, that’s…cute?

I mean, they’re not wrong…

Don’t be jealous ’cause I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.