Aries

Charlie Swan. You need someone to match your confident, decisive energy. Frankly, you both have some serious Daddy Energy despite the gender. The world can’t handle it.

Taurus

Victoria. You love the idea of someone loving you so much that they’d go scorched Earth just to avenge your untimely demise. Like, crazed killer levels of clinginess.

Gemini

Bella Swan. You might find it a little annoying to have someone so devoted to you but, on the other hand, at least you know you could completely abandon her for six months while you flit off to Italy and she’ll just be sitting there waiting for you.

Cancer

Edward Cullen. You’re just the type to find some light stalking romantic. And if you find out he’s been breaking into your bedroom to loom over you while you sleep? You’re a goner.

Leo

Alice Cullen. No need to tell Alice what you need. She can just touch you to know exactly what way that you want to be spoiled silly. She’s like a walking “grand gesture” in that way.

Virgo

Esme Cullen. Esme is an amazing woman who seems to be her own person all the while supporting her doctor, coven leader husband. And that’s exactly what you need. She’s the Esme to your Carlisle.

Libra

Rosalie Hale. Sometimes you just need someone in your life to be overprotective of you and skeptical of absolutely everyone you meet. That way you can leave all the judging to her.

Scorpio

Jasper Hale. You want your soulmate to be the strong silent type. No worries about prying questions from this guy! Just look to his thousand-yard stare any time you need a little no-contact romance.

Sagittarius

Emmett Cullen. Emmett’s always down to go on an adventure. He doesn’t need any convincing to do something stupid. He’s got the golden retriever puppy dog energy you love.

Capricorn

Jacob Black. You want someone who cares about you, but doesn’t mind hanging in the wings a bit while you do your own thing. He’ll be there, just biding his time. Hopefully he won’t fall in love with your baby while you’re not looking.

Aquarius

Mike Newton. You need someone who will fall for you right away and continue to think he has a chance even when you ignore him. But, you know, without all the obsessiveness like Edward, Jacob, and Bella. That’s where you draw the line.

Pisces

Carlisle Cullen. You love to be nurtured and taken care of. You’ll pretend to have the flu just so you can have Carlisle come dote over you, just admit it.