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It’s all happening.

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Don’t ask me why I felt the need to rewatch The Twilight Saga 12 years after the release of the first movie, but part of it stemmed from the curiosity inside me that strived to see if I would look at it the same way after the relationships I have had since.

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I am now nearly 26 and would consider myself (mostly) an adult. Yet by and large I experience the same emotions when reading the Twilight series as I did when I was 12 or 13. How does this make any sense?

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If I have to suffer from the knowledge of every batshit thing Edward said and did in this novel, then so do you.

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The pair were recently seen hanging out together at a party for Lily Rose Depp, as ex-lovers are wont to do.

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You know, maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad thing if the world ended today.

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“Guy came into the shop and asked for a bigger dick to be tattooed on his dick.”

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Now that Simon is a supernatural creature, he’s shed the glasses and started to muscle up. It’s possible he’s finally in the running to be more than a best friend to Clary Fray.