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The pair were recently seen hanging out together at a party for Lily Rose Depp, as ex-lovers are wont to do.

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You know, maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad thing if the world ended today.

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“Guy came into the shop and asked for a bigger dick to be tattooed on his dick.”

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Now that Simon is a supernatural creature, he’s shed the glasses and started to muscle up. It’s possible he’s finally in the running to be more than a best friend to Clary Fray.

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No SOS signal from this girl.

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2. Bella & Edward in Twilight

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25. Does frosting turn a muffin into a cupcake?

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The second you take a bite out of any folded tortilla, be prepared for shambolic spillage of whatever that wannabe sandwich contains.

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Avatar.

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Now, here’s the strange part: once they do have sex, Jon decides that he prefers pornography to the real deal.