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Truth be told, we might never know what actually happened onboard the RMS Titanic in those final moments before it crashed.

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“Men are expendable. It’s literally our evolutionary role to stand between the tribe and danger because we’re not the reproductive bottleneck.”

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Finally, you can ask the actors themselves whether Jack could’ve fit on that damn door.

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Bills. Need I say more?

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“It was supposed to be this beautiful cruise and it turned into a nightmare,” a newlywed passenger texted to her father. “Nothing like this was advertised in the brochure.”

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2. Bella & Edward in Twilight

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Lamb with mint sauce, champagne and caviar? Pft. No thanks.

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If you loved The Notebook…you won’t be let down.

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How cool would it be to own the fly swat Walter White used on Breaking Bad?

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He’s like a fine jug of Carlo Rossi wine- I loved it at 14, I love it at 29, and it can always be relied on to get the job done.