Smoking To Remain Cool Liz McRary “ Do you remember seventh grade health class? That one where you, plucky and pus filled, sat in front of an aging woman who showed you the first horrifying pictures of drug addiction all while smelling of cigarettes?
15 Popular Movies With Screwed Up Messages About Women Nico Lang “ 1. “Twilight.” The fact that Bella and Edward are the Romeo and Juliet of a generation actively destroys my will to live.
55 Famous Movies With Hilarious Working Titles You Won’t Believe Are Real Nico Lang “ In pre-production, ‘American Pie’ was called ‘Teenage Sex Comedy That Can Be Made For Under $10 Million That Your Reader Will Love But The Executive Will Hate.’
27 Swoon-Worthy Quotes On Love From Your Favorite 80s Movies Nico Lang “ 4. Sixteen Candles: “That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they’d call ’em something else.”
How To Shut Down A College Party From The Inside Alden Derck “ Call the campus security line and file a noise complaint as a series of fake people, each with a different accent.
If Rappers Remade 80s Movies Trish Broome “ The Dark Cristal follows Gelfling Ludacris as he tries to return the Cristal shard to its original vintage bottle. The bottle is guarded by the Skanksis — ten evil vulture-like creatures who drain the vitality of hoes in different area codes to remain young.
10 Awesome Dance Scenes From 80s Movies Trish Broome “ I remember wearing suspenders that had silver Michael Jackson gloves attached to them, and blasting Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” even though I was five years old and clueless about its meaning.