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Who was Elaine Parent? And will someone PLEASE hire Sarah Paulson to play her in a movie?

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The mystery of this man’s identity has confounded generations of true crime readers as the circumstances surrounding his death are just so bizarre.

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What purpose do they serve?

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***Spoilers, obviously*** Pull up a chair, Homeland. I’ve got a bone to pick with you. Now I like you, Homeland. I’m in your corner, I am. Most of the time you get it right. Yes, you are a dramatization.

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Reading is nature’s form of sleeping pills. Someone can’t kill you if they’re asleep.

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Become convinced you know like, everything about the US government and spy agencies. Talk to others like you’re actually in the CIA yourself. Feel like you know national security secrets just from how realistic the show seems.