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“We’re all born naked and the rest is drag.”

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She’s all ready to have hers!

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Are we dragging our heels when it comes to catching up with Drag culture?!

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If lip syncing was enough to win the title of America’s Next Drag Superstar, these queens would have easily stolen the crown.

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Being beautiful and having a great body will be fine for a surprisingly long time but, as Bianca Del Rio so effortlessly put it, ‘beauty fades. Dumb is forever.’

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Fun fact: I easily convinced my grandmother that Chad Michaels was in fact Cher. That’s top quality drag.

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I am a huge fan of drag for many reasons; first and foremost being that it is an extremely important form of performance art.

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I’m reminded that people of all colors and genders have one common thread that unites us: the unwavering belief that Katie Couric is a wretched douchebagette.

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Just don’t do these things and everything will be FINE.

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I would rather jump around and sweat my body to a Lady Gaga song. Yoga is so overrated.