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You have no self-control. If you get the idea to text your ex or to drink an entire bottle of vodka, then there’s no stopping you. You do things the second that they pop into your head.

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She’s probably not psycho, she probably just really likes you.

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Why each zodiac sign is destined to become the crazy ex.

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Does he get angry when you make a date with your friends instead of him? And does he glare at you when you decide to leave his place early? Asshole. And probably psycho. ABORT.

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Sometimes you see some ink that is so wickedly impressive you’ve just got to share it with people you know will appreciate it.

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I try so hard every day to not be insane. I try to push my “crazy girl brain” into the darkness of my mind and be rational but it’s hard, and it’s even harder when I know what you’re capable of. Sometimes I just wish I could switch it off.

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You’re going to want to read this.

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I lost my phone in March of this year.

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Invite her to hang out with you and your bros.

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It doesn’t take a Doctorate in Sociology to know online dating is a pretty normal concept these days. What was once seen as a cause for social stigma is now a general fact of being a single adult. And I had been one of those for the better part of a year now.