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Well. New York living was initially not what I expected.

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Most of all the so-called fabulous parties are filled with Instagram posers doing duck face in their Kylie lip kit. The only thing that’s cool at these New York parties is how many likes you can get on the picture with a skyline view. 

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You’ll figure the out the rest.

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After spending much of my life off and on New York’s mean streets, I’ve decided to break up with New York.

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Well I’m sorry I couldn’t live up to your stereotypes. While being gay may influence my mannerisms and interests, it’s just my sexual orientation.

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Even New York is not above the elements.

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Life here just feels inherently more beautiful. Is that the snobbiest thing to say, or what?

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While these women are hating on potentially good men because the men supported Trump, there is little chance that they are going to get love in return — from anyone.