It may seem like every guy you meet is the same as every other douche, but they’re all sh*tty in their own special way.
Capricorn: You never give the spontaneous guy a chance, the kind of guy who walks down the street, sees an open mic sign outside a random cafe and asks, ‘Wanna check it out?’
Taurus: You start to let your guard down. You begin to worry less about this person breaking your heart, and more about how to share your life with someone.
GEMINI: Leave it to the Twins to always do things halfway—when it comes to psychic ability, you’re somewhere between Miss Cleo and a mortar brick.
Aries element is fire and no one breathes fire down your neck better than Slytherin
VIRGO: I can’t promise that you won’t find yourself faced with broken things in need of fixing again, but I can promise that you’ll be able to put it back together.
LIBRA: You are the purest and most beautiful of angels. You’re so pure, sometimes God asks you for advice. Even God says, “OK, I get it—you’re good—but maybe take it down a notch, because you make everyone else feel guilty.”
Libra: Companionship is like air to them, they need it. Libras are the epitome of serial monogamists.
CANCER: Everyone better duck when your crab claws come out! If you feel you’ve been wronged, you won’t go in for the kill. You’ll just pick and poke and nag and needle until your target has lost the will to live.