What Makes Him A Douche Canoe, Based On His Zodiac Sign
It may seem like every guy you meet is the same as every other douche, but they’re all sh*tty in their own special way.
This Is The Type Of Guy You Never Give A Chance, (But Should) Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Capricorn: You never give the spontaneous guy a chance, the kind of guy who walks down the street, sees an open mic sign outside a random cafe and asks, ‘Wanna check it out?’
This Is How You Change When You Start A New Relationship Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Taurus: You start to let your guard down. You begin to worry less about this person breaking your heart, and more about how to share your life with someone.
Zodiac Signs Ranked From Most Psychic To Totally Clueless
GEMINI: Leave it to the Twins to always do things halfway—when it comes to psychic ability, you’re somewhere between Miss Cleo and a mortar brick.
This Is Which Hogwarts House You Belong In, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Aries element is fire and no one breathes fire down your neck better than Slytherin
A Poet Explains What’s Going On With Your Emotions This September, According To Your Zodiac Sign
VIRGO: I can’t promise that you won’t find yourself faced with broken things in need of fixing again, but I can promise that you’ll be able to put it back together.
Your Biggest Turn-On (In One Word), Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Zodiac Signs Ranked From Angels To Devils
LIBRA: You are the purest and most beautiful of angels. You’re so pure, sometimes God asks you for advice. Even God says, “OK, I get it—you’re good—but maybe take it down a notch, because you make everyone else feel guilty.”
Zodiacs Ranked From Complete Commitment Phobes To Serial Monogamists
Libra: Companionship is like air to them, they need it. Libras are the epitome of serial monogamists.
Here’s Why No One Should Ever Get On Your Bad Side, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
CANCER: Everyone better duck when your crab claws come out! If you feel you’ve been wronged, you won’t go in for the kill. You’ll just pick and poke and nag and needle until your target has lost the will to live.
