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At 26, I’m not ready to be married yet, but I find many in the Midwest who are.

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It’s basically as if Harlem Hookups was on Meet Up.

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“Take me! Take me!” Natalya cried repeatedly, her long legs splayed on top of mine, her firm loins girding for gratification.

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Squirrels here won’t brazenly crawl up your pant leg in pursuit of your sandwich.

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One of my friends is getting to ready to open comic book shop, which brought us to the question: if someone asked you which comics they should read or be reading what would you tell them?

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2. An appreciation for a real traffic jam.

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They’re unprepared yet curious, self-conscious yet outgoing, and endlessly inebriated. I, for one, am damn excited.

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Now, the Marvel film franchise, how is it different?

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You want to drink in DC? Read this handy-ass guide.

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If you have plans with a friend, and they text you that they are stuck in construction on the Beltway, you can expect to see them sometime mid-next week.