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Mothers are expected to be able to do it all (and do it well), and Marlo isn’t an exception. Except, well, it’s kind of unrealistic when you think about it.

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In honor of Mad Max; Fury Road being out on DVD/Blu-Ray today, here are the 10 best lines from this hard-hitting masterpiece of a film. If you’re anything like me, you’ve already cracked it open and started the marathon craziness. Witness! If you haven’t seen it yet, here are some reasons to do so, the top being Charlize Theron’s badass self, and Tom Hardy in another mask-wearing, crazy-eyed role.

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I wrote an article called “Short Hair Is Rape,” and the idiot community went nuts.

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Rob Schneider goes down to Home Depot and pays the migrant workers to go to his house and choke him in the shower.

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This direct-to-video release stars Miley Cyrus as Lola (whose nickname is “LOL”) and Demi Moore as her mother. I have already told you everything you need to know.

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In an episode of HBO’s Girls, Marnie claims in-person communication is always ideal — but old-fashioned. Like telegraphs and rotary phones. In her opinion, texting is the mode of communication of the times.

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Women are generally smaller than men, requiring less food and smaller clothes, and therefore using up fewer of the world’s natural resources.

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As for Vaughn, Howard and The Dilemma, they’re off the hook with me. It’s obvious from the context of the joke that gay people are not the intended target. If anything, the movie is guilty of delivering a joke that simply isn’t funny, not one that is homophobic or that spreads a message of hate.