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You’re not just another pretty one, no, but that headshot speaks volumes in the language of the tweeterie.

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My goal, if I can get Hollywood to listen, is that by 2020 nobody will have access to films made by men.

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None of you can have missed the fact that this Grade-A Bitch is everywhere, but what you may not know is that she’s actually nowhere—because she doesn’t really exist.

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Avatar.

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3. She’s a big carnivore

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6. ‘Gravity’ is the moviegoing experience of the year — and maybe the decade.

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Sitting on floor struggling to get the energy to move across my room to get/ingest Adderall so that I’ll have thoughts during The Hobbit

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The aloof noble guy you always lust after from a distance. Like Prince Harry — only animated.

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If a girl doesn’t have time to date you because she’s fighting for her survival in an elaborate reality TV show in the distant future, then a guy just needs to understand. Modern women are ambitious. They have their own lives and their own desires. Katniss sets the expectations in her love triangle.

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Yes, this is inspired by the SAT analogies segment from Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Yes, I’m aware that the SATs no longer have analogies. Yes, I remember the episode of Full House where D.J. takes the SATs. Yes, according to Saved by the Bell, Zack Morris got a 1502 on his SATs. No, that is not possible.