10 Ways To Look At Your Twitter Avatar
You’re not just another pretty one, no, but that headshot speaks volumes in the language of the tweeterie.
Movies Made By Men Must Be Banned
My goal, if I can get Hollywood to listen, is that by 2020 nobody will have access to films made by men.
Kim Kardashian Does Not Exist
None of you can have missed the fact that this Grade-A Bitch is everywhere, but what you may not know is that she’s actually nowhere—because she doesn’t really exist.
10 Movies Hipsters Refuse To Watch
Vanity Fair Is About To Throw Shade On Poor Gwyneth, What Could It Possibly Be
6 Reasons You Need To Go See ‘Gravity’ This Weekend
I Livetweeted Getting Robbed & Watching The Hobbit Alone At 9:45PM In Manhattan On Christmas Eve
Sitting on floor struggling to get the energy to move across my room to get/ingest Adderall so that I’ll have thoughts during The Hobbit
The Hottest Male Anime Characters: As Compiled By You
The aloof noble guy you always lust after from a distance. Like Prince Harry — only animated.
What The Hunger Games Teaches Us About Love
If a girl doesn’t have time to date you because she’s fighting for her survival in an elaborate reality TV show in the distant future, then a guy just needs to understand. Modern women are ambitious. They have their own lives and their own desires. Katniss sets the expectations in her love triangle.
Rejected SAT Analogies, Spring 2012
Yes, this is inspired by the SAT analogies segment from Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Yes, I’m aware that the SATs no longer have analogies. Yes, I remember the episode of Full House where D.J. takes the SATs. Yes, according to Saved by the Bell, Zack Morris got a 1502 on his SATs. No, that is not possible.
