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Gonna be a spooky May.

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Here all the best horror and scary movies you can stream this month of May on Netflix and Amazon.

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It can be a gamble trying to decide what’s worth it and what is just plain over-hyped but that’s part of the fun anyway.

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Surprisingly poignant for a movie that’s based on the Governator protecting his zombie-infected daughter.

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If Amazon offered pap smears, I would be the first woman uploading pictures of my vagina and sending my genetic material in a pre-printed tube and box for analysis. If you could buy a car through Amazon with as much ease, I would happily buy my next car through Amazon.

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“#PrimeDay is like when grandma says ‘help yourself to the candy jar!’ but it has nothing but raisins and sugar-free salt water taffy.”

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We have to stop alienating our peers and treating them like they aren’t “normal.”

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A few months ago there was a lot of buzz about Amazon testing delivery drones called Amazon Prime Air. They designed drones to deliver packages to you the same day you ordered them. Sarah Conner are you paying attention?