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“Mommy, when you die I want to put you in a glass jar so I can keep you and see you forever.”

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“Yes, we would like some sex, please.”

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“The elders should have executed us…”

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Is this real? Or is it inauthentic?

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An unedited version of Britney Spears’ “Alien” leaked onto the internet and to say it’s not that good is a severe understatement.

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Another daily poem, written and illustrated just for you.

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In pre-production, ‘American Pie’ was called ‘Teenage Sex Comedy That Can Be Made For Under $10 Million That Your Reader Will Love But The Executive Will Hate.’

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6. Are we human or are we Franco?

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This is delirium and we are swirling in it. How scary is Franco’s Alien? Is he gonna rape these girls? The film and Franco do an incredible job of maintaining that tension without ever resolving it.

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I am obsessed with the movie ‘Alien 3,’ so I wrote a poem about it. This is that poem. Thank you.