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“She took a turn too fast and will be eighteen forever.”

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One thing’s for certain, and contrary to popular belief, not everything is possible.

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What do women do when they like a guy? Have sex with him. (No, not all the time, but like, a lot of the time.) Yes, that’s what I’m saying – the softboy is being nice to you because he wants to have sex with you, same as the badboy asshole. At least the bad boy was honest.

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6. “I named my cat after Springsteen.”

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It’s as ridiculous as if you said you didn’t want a sandwich and then people said, “oh, so you just don’t believe in lunch?!”

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But more than sad, I see it as one of the most honest movies ever made. The world is FILLED with Toms. Heck, I’m a Tom. We meet someone. We think they’re incredible.

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This week your questions centered around things like defining relationships, breaking up whilst in a not-a-relationship, and making moves on people you kinda lost contact with.

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Someone who won’t see past the fact that I laugh at my own jokes, often before I get to the punch line, but who sees that as a trait that catapults their love for me.

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At this very moment there are a total of 211 journalists imprisoned worldwide.

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4. He Communicates. Everything.