Stephanie Karina

College — like anything else in life — sucks sometimes. Brace yourself and prepare with a list of the 10 worst experiences you will face during college:

With my profound love of Jewish men, I’m just holding my breath for the day that I can sucker in the Mark Zuckerberg to my Priscilla Chan.

9. You will develop feelings for someone you shouldn’t — at least once.

7. Befriend the kid in the slayer shirt who sits at the back of your english class.

7. Don’t Immediately Look For A Rebound.