Stephanie Karina

2. Father John Misty

Have your cake, eat it, and don’t worry about anyone else’s cake.

You are a coward. You are a hypocrite. You are terrified to let her go, but you are afraid she is too good for you.

The film Love Actually opens with video footage from the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport.

7. Men who don’t take themselves too seriously are hidden pearls in a sea of those who will likely shorten their own lifespans by roughly fifteen years out of stress, anxiety, and general malaise.

People who’ve never tried Flying Biscuit or Gladys Knight’s Chicken and Waffles have never truly lived.

2. At least five of your friends have surnames that end with the suffix “-eaux.” Many of them have surnames that the untrained eye can’t pronounce correctly.

4. She really cared about making a good impression on your mother.