(March 21st to April 19th)
The person who participates in a foreign student exchange program in the middle of their junior year even though most people don’t study abroad until college – and then comes back senior year and seems cooly disinterested in all the ever-present drama.
(April 20th to May 21st)
The Mom-Friend who doesn’t love the idea of their friends drinking, but will go to the parties anyway to make sure everyone is taken care of and that no one drives home drunk.
(May 22nd to June 21st)
The Chill Cool Girl who acts low-key about everything but is secretly paranoid, insecure, and overly self-conscious.
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
The sweetheart who is nice to everyone, who is always in a relationship, and who is adored (and trusted) by all the parents.
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
The person who is in charge of approximately twelve different extracurricular student clubs and who is friends with at least one or two people from every friend group that exists in the school.
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
The obvious shoe-in for Valedictorian, but also the person who laughs nervously when you make a joke about it because they are freaked out by the pressure and by the possibility that someone else might take the title from them.
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
The one who gets nominated for Homecoming Court every year and who you want to hate but you can’t because they’re so friendly and they always remember your name and they’re kind to everyone they talk to.
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
The person who plays a different sport every season and can be really fun to be around, but who is also someone you avoid after they’ve had a bad game, because they tend to be moody and mopey.
(November 23rd to December 21st)
The goofball who always gets ‘scolded’ for laughing and joking around in class but who never actually gets in trouble because the teachers love them just as much as their classmates do.
(December 22nd to January 20th)
The student who’s kind of a mystery to everybody – you know they are in all the smart classes and are going to some impressive college next year, and they’re not in any way a loner, but you can never really remember who exactly they hang out with.
(January 21st to February 18th)
The one who gets all the 18-year-old seniors to register to vote and who’s always trying to get people to sign up for events and drives and tournaments that raise money for the environment or world hunger or any other important cause.
(February 19th to March 20th)
The person who flies under the radar while still being well-liked by everyone, and always the one you end up sitting with, hanging out with, and having fun with when you get stuck in a class full of rando’s.